bored? try this.

The one who speak to the others is speaking to oneself. [love this]

salam a'laikum!

getting tired of EE, TOK?

rasa nak muntah tengok kulit buku Lorong Midaq, Saga, Langit Petang?

kepala udah pusing pikir'in apa'an lagi perlu dibuat sama Bio Lab Report?

ok, stop! hands off the laptop. take off your reading glasses. and go get your apron. yeah! we are going to destroy the kitchen! ok, not literally.

this is what we are going to make. i know, it is simple. [kanak-kanak umur 8 tahun pun boleh buat]. but, do i care? some might say that, "alaa... bende ni senang je buat. nak kecoh-kecoh kenape la?". well, small thing to us, might be the world to somebody else. even this might embarassing me in this blog world, "what? dah 19 tahun baru reti buat tu je?". again, do i care? 

oh, ok enough! that is not husnu zhon [bersangka baik], that is su'u zhon [paranoid]. astaghfirullah... 

let's start. we are going to create the most awesomest [do these words exist?] KEK BATIK, recipe by Puan Noraini binti Hj Ujang, an excellent accountant in Ampang, an adorable wife, and also a successful mother of half a dozen children. [ma, i know you are reading this]

bismillah ar-rahman ar-raheem

all we need will be:

Part A:

8 eggs

1/2 cup of sugar

250 mg of buttercup [no need to weight it, just take 1 from the frigde]

Part B:

2 cups of oligo [no MILO!]

1/2 cup of cocoa powder

1 tin of condensed milk
1 tin of water

3 cups of nestum [this is optional, we know that nestum is NESTLE's product. if you have one in your cabinate, then use it. but if you don't, don't even thinking of buying one]

Part C:

a packet of Meri Biscuit

methods:

haha!! i feel like i'm designing a lab report, with the apparatus and materials plus the procedures. ^_^

1. beat Part A until you think it is enough. [it's up to you wheter you want to use you bare hands or just use the mixer]
2. in other bowl, add Part B and mix them well.
3. break those meri biscuit into 4 parts each.
4. add Part A and part B into a hot frying pan.
5. cook it until it become a lil bit sticky and then add Part C. [while you are mixing  them don't forget to selawat or zikir because it will make it more barakah. insha-allah]
6. mix them well and transfer them into anything you think big enough for them.
7. remember to compact the cake because we don't want any air spaces in it. [tak sedap]
8. let it cool down before placing it in the fridge.

alhamdulillah, that is how we make KEK BATIK! which is very simple, and can be done in less than 15 minutes, make it 30 if it is your first time. no oven needed, that is the best part. because i hate oven! insha-allah, i'll upload pictures of my freshly made kek batik later. it is in the fridge.

when you have no one else to talk to, the stove will be your BFF. hurm.. never thought that being ALONE will the this LONELY. well, served you right, aimi! now, get your hands off the refrigerator's door and get back on the assignments.

p/s: don't forget to clean up the mess. even Top Chef clean his own mess.

good luck. ^_^